"Your wedding dress is the most important garment you will ever wear!"

I dunno, I feel like a hazmat suit is pretty important in the right situation

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Rape Escape

  • Easy and very effective
  • Requires nothing but your body
  • Includes attack

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

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Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

some of these might actually be helpful but please do not put your fruit in the dishwasher everyone will be pissed off please

The Baja blast one goes hard

Also please do not ask for unsalted fries if you’re at a drive-thru. It will take longer time, the ones behind you could get pissed off, and the person making your french fries could get in trouble for making others wait that long.

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